the great gatsby was phenomenal by the way

i watched the great gatsby and imagined (for the first time) being kissed by the man you so dearly love and wow kisses are so great

(here’s me hoping he doesn’t like girls anymore)

im gonna pretend to not hear the sarcasm (◕‿-)

omg it might sound sarcastic but it’s not!

who needs an award when you’ve already won my heart (◡‿◡✿)

everyone, all my dreams have come true today

jfc you’re actually very mean and that’s not an admirable trait

i did not win the award tonight

this only makes me want to sit in my room and never have fun again- only things to help the world

stretching is my favorite thing

i feel so good right n0w

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

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